June 2011
May 2011
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me: do you know you've been my oldest bff? we've known each other for like, 4+ years.... I was just thinking about that and like summer camp in like 6th and 8th grade. but seriously... Im not even gonna b with my husband for that long so consider urself lucky. ahahahahhahahah I just read that over and it sounds so faggot. like something monique kolander would send u. my appy polly loggies I love u!!
shelbie anne: hahahaha ur so ily ily ily ily dude i fucking thought about summer camp TODAY ok do u kno how craxed that is.. life just makes sense u know????!
More elipses.
Describe everyone’s hair.
Nobody likes an unhappy ending.
No trains. There’s too many fucking trains.
Being sixteen is hard and everyone wants to hear about it. Yes, still. I know.
There’s only one plot that’s ever been written. It’s roughly the plot of Jumanji. Do not stray from it.
Nobody wants to read about girls.
Describe jazz.
Genital mutilation - you decide!
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please hug me for the rest of my life.
Watchthatkindofwoman:
Hilarity.
Then good ‘ol boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
