me: do you know you've been my oldest bff? we've known each other for like, 4+ years.... I was just thinking about that and like summer camp in like 6th and 8th grade. but seriously... Im not even gonna b with my husband for that long so consider urself lucky. ahahahahhahahah I just read that over and it sounds so faggot. like something monique kolander would send u. my appy polly loggies I love u!!
shelbie anne: hahahaha ur so ily ily ily ily dude i fucking thought about summer camp TODAY ok do u kno how craxed that is.. life just makes sense u know????!
More elipses. Describe everyone’s hair. Nobody likes an unhappy ending. No trains. There’s too many fucking trains. Being sixteen is hard and everyone wants to hear about it. Yes, still. I know. There’s only one plot that’s ever been written. It’s roughly the plot of Jumanji. Do not stray from it. Nobody wants to read about girls. Describe jazz. Genital mutilation - you decide! ...
please hug me for the rest of my life.
Then good ‘ol boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye singin’ this’ll be the day that I die