November 2011
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The world’s fascination with virgins—people who could have sex but choose not to for reasons x, y, and Mormon. Chances are if someone is the ~*~big V~*~, it’s because they’re trapped in a sexless marriage with organized religion, but sometimes you’ll encounter the rare breed of virgin, which is someone who just hasn’t found the right person yet. Wow. Can you imagine that? Doesn’t it...
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I always assumed that humor was just something...
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omg there's nothing like cold pizza to wrm my...
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I'll still never understand why the majority of...
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Put your fucking hand on our Constitution, please and thank you.
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"If you were stranded on a desert island and you...
I remember my youth, when waiting for the weekend felt like a lifetime. And now...
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ok time 2 throw up